Sloth United

Club info · SLO · first played Season 4

S1S2S3S4S5All-timeInfo
Seasons
1
League titles
0
Cups won
0
Cup ties
1
StatureMinnow

The smallest in the league. Everything they manage counts as upside.

FanbaseSmall

Few of them, and none of them quiet.

StandingAnonymous

Nothing the league has counted yet, or nothing it still remembers.

Expectation
The top half of Division 2
Identity
Watchable, leaky, and not quite good enough

A small club that scores and concedes in roughly equal measure and has never pretended otherwise. The following is small and cheerful. Nothing about the place suggests a promotion push, and the football is a good deal more entertaining than the table it produces.

Third in Season 4 on forty points. Forty-two scored, more than the champions, and thirty-nine given back, which is the whole club in one line. Out of the cup at the first attempt, 3-1 at home to AFC Dolphin.

The brief

SeasonDivisionSigned up toFinishedOutcome
Season 4Division 2
  • Consolidatetop 9 → 3rd
  • Reach the round of 16the round of 16 → the opening round
  • Be one of the division's scorerstop 10 → 1st

the board's default 3 (nothing was signed)

3rdMet · 2/3
Season 5Division 1
  • Consolidatetop 15 → -
  • Reach the round of 16the round of 16 → -
  • Be one of the division's scorerstop 15 → -

the board's default 3 (nothing was signed)

-Not played yet

The board's target depends on the club's size and its division, not on last season.

Honours

Sloth United have not won anything yet.

Rivalries

No rivalries named for Sloth United yet.

Head-to-head

OpponentDivisionPWDLGFGAGDPensLast met
AFC DolphinDivision 1100113-2-Season 4 · Round of 32
AL-Camel SCDivision 2Never played-
Beaver BilbaoDivision 1Never played-
Buffalo UnitedDivision 2Never played-
Capybara AthleticDivision 1Never played-
Celta FerretsDivision 1Never played-
Chicken UnitedDivision 1Never played-
Cobra CityDivision 1Never played-
Dog CFDivision 1Never played-
Dragon UnitedDivision 2Never played-
FC CatDivision 1Never played-
FC PigDivision 1Never played-
Fish UnitedDivision 1Never played-
Giraffe AthleticDivision 1Never played-
Goats UnitedDivision 1Never played-
Hippo FCDivision 2Never played-
Lion CityDivision 1Never played-
Orcas UnitedDivision 2Never played-
Panther UnitedDivision 1Never played-
Penguin PalaceDivision 1Never played-
Pigeon PlazaDivision 2Never played-
Praying Mantis Sporting FCDivision 2Never played-
Real RabbitsDivision 1Never played-
Royal Otter FCDivision 2Never played-
Stork UnitedDivision 1Never played-
Swan RoversDivision 2Never played-
Toucan CityDivision 1Never played-
Unicorn RoversDivision 2Never played-

From cup ties only. A tie decided on penalties counts as a draw.

Cup runs

SeasonCompetitionReachedHow it endedTies
Season 4APL CupRound of 32Lost to AFC Dolphin 1–31