Real Rabbits

Club info · RRA · first played Season 1

S1S2S3S4S5All-timeInfo
Seasons
4
League titles
0
Cups won
0
Cup ties
6
StatureModest

Small money and a small profile. Anything in the top half is a good year.

FanbaseMedium

An ordinary following that fills its own ground and some of yours.

StandingAnonymous

Nothing the league has counted yet, or nothing it still remembers.

Expectation
Decent, on no evidence at all
Identity
One respectable season and three bad ones

The gap between what this club believes about itself and what it has done is the widest in the league. The support is patient and completely convinced that consistency is about to pay. That belief is in its fourth year now and running on a single ninth-placed finish.

Ninth in Season 1, then twentieth, nineteenth and eighteenth, bottom three in each of the last three years. Season 4 was three wins in thirty-four, sixteen points and eighty-six conceded, the worst season the league has recorded. They did knock Pigeon Plaza out of the cup.

The brief

SeasonDivisionSigned up toFinishedOutcome
Season 1Division 1
  • Hold a mid-table placetop 15 → 9th
  • Reach the quarter-finalsthe quarter-finals → the quarter-finals
  • Be one of the division's scorerstop 14 → 18th

the board's default 3 (nothing was signed)

9thMet · 2/3
Season 2Division 1
  • Hold a mid-table placetop 15 → 20th
  • Reach the quarter-finalsthe quarter-finals → the opening round
  • Be one of the division's scorerstop 14 → 20th

the board's default 3 (nothing was signed)

20thMissed · 0/3
Season 3Division 1
  • Hold a mid-table placetop 15 → 19th
  • Reach the quarter-finalsthe quarter-finals → the round of 16
  • Be one of the division's scorerstop 14 → 19th

the board's default 3 (nothing was signed)

19thMissed · 0/3
Season 4Division 1relegated
  • Hold a mid-table placetop 14 → 18th
  • Reach the quarter-finalsthe quarter-finals → the round of 16
  • Be one of the division's scorerstop 12 → 17th

the board's default 3 (nothing was signed)

18thMissed · 0/3
Season 5Division 2
  • Hold a mid-table placetop 8 → -
  • Reach the quarter-finalsthe quarter-finals → -
  • Be one of the division's scorerstop 7 → -

the board's default 3 (nothing was signed)

-Not played yet

The board's target depends on the club's size and its division, not on last season.

Honours

Real Rabbits have not won anything yet.

Rivalries

The Long Slide

FC Cat

HeatWarm

A fixture both sets of supporters look for, without anybody losing sleep.

Real Rabbits finished ninth in Season 1 and then twentieth, nineteenth and eighteenth. FC Cat have slid from fifth to ninth. A rivalry between two clubs going down at different speeds, and both certain they are the one on the way back up.

Head-to-head

OpponentDivisionPWDLGFGAGDPensLast met
FC PigDivision 193241519-4-Season 4 · Round of 16
Stork UnitedDivision 19036312-9-Season 4 · Matchday 26
FC CatDivision 19126617-11-Season 4 · Matchday 29
Panther UnitedDivision 19405719-12-Season 4 · Matchday 19
Lion CityDivision 19126521-16-Season 4 · Matchday 25
Fish UnitedDivision 18512189+9-Season 4 · Matchday 28
Dog CFDivision 18503129+3-Season 4 · Matchday 31
Penguin PalaceDivision 18053610-4-Season 4 · Matchday 20
Celta FerretsDivision 18323915-6-Season 4 · Matchday 27
Goats UnitedDivision 18116612-6-Season 4 · Matchday 34
Chicken UnitedDivision 18305715-8-Season 4 · Matchday 33
Cobra CityDivision 18143312-9-Season 4 · Matchday 21
Toucan CityDivision 18044312-9-Season 4 · Matchday 22
AFC DolphinDivision 18206717-10-Season 4 · Matchday 18
Capybara AthleticDivision 18116617-11-Season 4 · Matchday 32
Giraffe AthleticDivision 18017722-15-Season 4 · Matchday 24
Beaver BilbaoDivision 18017622-16-Season 4 · Matchday 30
Crimson BullsNot in this season614112120-Season 3 · Matchday 23
Beaver UnitedNot in this season630389-1-Season 3 · Matchday 38
Pigeon PlazaDivision 2110042+2-Season 4 · Round of 32
AL-Camel SCDivision 2Never played-
Buffalo UnitedDivision 2Never played-
Dragon UnitedDivision 2Never played-
Hippo FCDivision 2Never played-
Orcas UnitedDivision 2Never played-
Praying Mantis Sporting FCDivision 2Never played-
Royal Otter FCDivision 2Never played-
Sloth UnitedDivision 2Never played-
Swan RoversDivision 2Never played-
Unicorn RoversDivision 2Never played-

From cup ties only. A tie decided on penalties counts as a draw.

Cup runs

SeasonCompetitionReachedHow it endedTies
Season 4APL CupRound of 16Lost to FC Pig 1–52
Season 3APL CupRound of 16Lost to Stork United 1–21
Season 2APL CupQualifying roundLost to Lion City 1–41
Season 1APL CupQuarter-finalsLost to FC Cat 0–22