The brief
The board's target depends on the club's size and its division, not on last season.
Honours
Trophies from the old APL count too, but have no season recorded.
Rivalries
Chicken United
A fixture both sets of supporters look for, without anybody losing sleep.
Two clubs who spent three seasons proving nothing, and then both found something.
Goats United were seventeenth in Season 1. Chicken United were nineteenth. Neither had a trophy, neither had a star, and neither had a reason to be looked at. Then Goats climbed to ninth, fifth and eighth, and in Season 4 they won the APL Cup, beating Dog CF 4-3 in the final, having lost the Season 2 final 3-2 to Penguin Palace on the way. They also took Lion City to the Super Cup final in Season 4 and lost it 2-0 at home. Their academy won the Season 3 Academy title.
Chicken United climbed too, quieter about it: sixth in Season 2, thirteenth in Season 3, and fifth in Season 4, their best finish, three places above Goats United, as they were in Season 2.
So the balance flipped. Goats United are now the club with the cabinet and the pressure that comes with it; Chicken United are the club that finished above them anyway. For Goats, losing here undoes a season. For Chicken, winning here is the whole argument.
Scrappy, ugly, and never settled.
Head-to-head
| Opponent | Division | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pens | Last met |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Beaver Bilbao | Division 1 | 11 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 11 | 15 | -4 | - | Season 4 · Semi-finals |
 Lion City | Division 1 | 11 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 10 | 26 | -16 | - | Season 4 · Final |
 Capybara Athletic | Division 1 | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 19 | 13 | +6 | - | Season 4 · Round of 16 |
 Cobra City | Division 1 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 16 | 10 | +6 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 30 |
 Stork United | Division 1 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 16 | 11 | +5 | - | Season 4 · Round of 32 |
| Dog CF | Division 1 | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 15 | 11 | +4 | - | Season 4 · Final |
 Penguin Palace | Division 1 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 16 | -6 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 33 |
 Panther United | Division 1 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 8 | +7 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 32 |
 Real Rabbits | Division 1 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 6 | +6 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 34 |
 Celta Ferrets | Division 1 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 12 | +5 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 23 |
 Fish United | Division 1 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 9 | +2 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 24 |
 AFC Dolphin | Division 1 | 8 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 12 | 11 | +1 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 31 |
 Chicken United | Division 1 | 8 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 8 | 0 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 29 |
 FC Pig | Division 1 | 8 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 0 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 19 |
 Giraffe Athletic | Division 1 | 8 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 11 | 11 | 0 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 20 |
 Toucan City | Division 1 | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 8 | 9 | -1 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 18 |
 FC Cat | Division 1 | 8 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 12 | -2 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 25 |
| Crimson Bulls | Not in this season | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 4 | +1 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 31 |
| Beaver United | Not in this season | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 6 | -1 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 27 |
 Hippo FC | Division 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | +5 | - | Season 4 · Quarter-finals |
 AL-Camel SC | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Buffalo United | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Dragon United | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Orcas United | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
 Pigeon Plaza | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
 Praying Mantis Sporting FC | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Royal Otter FC | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
 Sloth United | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Swan Rovers | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Unicorn Rovers | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
From cup ties only. A tie decided on penalties counts as a draw.