Fish United

Club info · FUN · first played Season 1

S1S2S3S4S5All-timeInfo
Seasons
4
League titles
0
Cups won
0
Cup ties
5
StatureModest

Small money and a small profile. Anything in the top half is a good year.

FanbaseSmall

Few of them, and none of them quiet.

StandingAnonymous

Nothing the league has counted yet, or nothing it still remembers.

Expectation
Respect, earned the difficult way
Identity
Raw and unrefined, hard to play and easy to beat

Young, underfunded and unpolished, and they have stopped apologising for any of it. The age of the squad is the whole identity. Fish United are the club a good player leaves, and the crowd has decided to be proud of that instead of embarrassed by it.

Fifteenth, nineteenth, sixteenth, sixteenth. No trophy and no top-half finish. They beat Crimson Bulls 4-0 in the Season 1 cup and have not won a tie since, and in Season 4 they went out at home to Hippo FC of Division 2. The fixtures with AFC Dolphin and Beaver Bilbao are brutal, youth against tradition.

The brief

SeasonDivisionSigned up toFinishedOutcome
Season 1Division 1
  • Hold a mid-table placetop 15 → 15th
  • Reach the quarter-finalsthe quarter-finals → the round of 16
  • Be one of the division's scorerstop 14 → 15th

the board's default 3 (nothing was signed)

15thMissed · 1/3
Season 2Division 1
  • Hold a mid-table placetop 15 → 19th
  • Reach the quarter-finalsthe quarter-finals → the round of 16
  • Be one of the division's scorerstop 14 → 18th

the board's default 3 (nothing was signed)

19thMissed · 0/3
Season 3Division 1
  • Hold a mid-table placetop 15 → 16th
  • Reach the quarter-finalsthe quarter-finals → the opening round
  • Be one of the division's scorerstop 14 → 9th

the board's default 3 (nothing was signed)

16thMissed · 1/3
Season 4Division 1relegated
  • Hold a mid-table placetop 14 → 16th
  • Reach the quarter-finalsthe quarter-finals → the opening round
  • Be one of the division's scorerstop 12 → 12th

the board's default 3 (nothing was signed)

16thMissed · 1/3
Season 5Division 2
  • Hold a mid-table placetop 8 → -
  • Reach the quarter-finalsthe quarter-finals → -
  • Be one of the division's scorerstop 7 → -

the board's default 3 (nothing was signed)

-Not played yet

The board's target depends on the club's size and its division, not on last season.

Honours

Fish United have not won anything yet.

Rivalries

The Old and the Raw

Beaver Bilbao

HeatHot

Real needle, and it shows up on the pitch rather than only in the build-up.

Tradition against a club still earning respect. Fish United have finished fifteenth, nineteenth, sixteenth and sixteenth, and go into this one with nothing to lose against the club that has finished first or second in three straight seasons. It is the most physical fixture either of them plays.

Head-to-head

OpponentDivisionPWDLGFGAGDPensLast met
Giraffe AthleticDivision 19531129+31Season 4 · Matchday 31
FC CatDivision 19117617-11-Season 4 · Matchday 19
Cobra CityDivision 19117924-15-Season 4 · Matchday 18
Panther UnitedDivision 18530156+9-Season 4 · Matchday 26
Capybara AthleticDivision 184131811+7-Season 4 · Matchday 22
Stork UnitedDivision 18422139+4-Season 4 · Matchday 33
Dog CFDivision 183141714+3-Season 4 · Matchday 21
Chicken UnitedDivision 18233810-2-Season 4 · Matchday 23
Goats UnitedDivision 18224911-2-Season 4 · Matchday 24
FC PigDivision 184041215-3-Season 4 · Matchday 30
AFC DolphinDivision 18134913-4-Season 4 · Matchday 25
Beaver BilbaoDivision 1804437-4-Season 4 · Matchday 20
Penguin PalaceDivision 18044813-5-Season 4 · Matchday 27
Toucan CityDivision 1804439-6-Season 4 · Matchday 29
Real RabbitsDivision 18215918-9-Season 4 · Matchday 28
Lion CityDivision 18026719-12-Season 4 · Matchday 32
Celta FerretsDivision 180261026-16-Season 4 · Matchday 34
Crimson BullsNot in this season7331105+5-Season 3 · Matchday 27
Beaver UnitedNot in this season6213812-4-Season 3 · Matchday 23
Hippo FCDivision 2100123-1-Season 4 · Round of 32
AL-Camel SCDivision 2Never played-
Buffalo UnitedDivision 2Never played-
Dragon UnitedDivision 2Never played-
Orcas UnitedDivision 2Never played-
Pigeon PlazaDivision 2Never played-
Praying Mantis Sporting FCDivision 2Never played-
Royal Otter FCDivision 2Never played-
Sloth UnitedDivision 2Never played-
Swan RoversDivision 2Never played-
Unicorn RoversDivision 2Never played-

From cup ties only. A tie decided on penalties counts as a draw.

Cup runs

SeasonCompetitionReachedHow it endedTies
Season 4APL CupRound of 32Lost to Hippo FC 2–31
Season 3APL CupQualifying roundLost to Cobra City 0–31
Season 2APL CupRound of 16Lost to Giraffe Athletic 1–1 (4–6 pens)1
Season 1APL CupRound of 16Lost to FC Cat 0–12