The brief
The board's target depends on the club's size and its division, not on last season.
Honours
Trophies from the old APL count too, but have no season recorded.
Rivalries
The Title and the Climb
Chicken United
HeatWarm
A fixture both sets of supporters look for, without anybody losing sleep.
Cobra City won the league in Season 1 and have not finished above seventh since, finishing tenth, eighth and seventh. Chicken United went from nineteenth to fifth over the same stretch. One club is living off a title, the other has never had one, and in Season 4 the one without finished two places above.
Head-to-head
| Opponent | Division | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pens | Last met |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 FC Pig | Division 1 | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 16 | 19 | -3 | - | Season 4 · Round of 32 |
 Fish United | Division 1 | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 24 | 9 | +15 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 18 |
 Toucan City | Division 1 | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 6 | +6 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 23 |
 Stork United | Division 1 | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 18 | 13 | +5 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 31 |
| Dog CF | Division 1 | 9 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 13 | 12 | +1 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 24 |
 Beaver Bilbao | Division 1 | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 10 | 10 | 0 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 22 |
 FC Cat | Division 1 | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 16 | 17 | -1 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 20 |
 Goats United | Division 1 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 10 | 16 | -6 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 30 |
 Panther United | Division 1 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 17 | 8 | +9 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 34 |
 Real Rabbits | Division 1 | 8 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 12 | 3 | +9 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 21 |
 Giraffe Athletic | Division 1 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 7 | +6 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 27 |
 Penguin Palace | Division 1 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 8 | +6 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 19 |
 AFC Dolphin | Division 1 | 8 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 11 | 7 | +4 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 32 |
 Celta Ferrets | Division 1 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 8 | +2 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 33 |
 Capybara Athletic | Division 1 | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 12 | -1 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 26 |
 Chicken United | Division 1 | 8 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 11 | -3 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 28 |
 Lion City | Division 1 | 8 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 7 | 14 | -7 | - | Season 4 · Matchday 29 |
| Beaver United | Not in this season | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 16 | 12 | +4 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 36 |
| Crimson Bulls | Not in this season | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 21 |
 AL-Camel SC | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Buffalo United | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Dragon United | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
 Hippo FC | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Orcas United | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
 Pigeon Plaza | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
 Praying Mantis Sporting FC | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Royal Otter FC | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
 Sloth United | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Swan Rovers | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Unicorn Rovers | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
From cup ties only. A tie decided on penalties counts as a draw.