The brief
The board's target depends on the club's size and its division, not on last season.
Honours
Rivalries
Beaver Bilbao
The fixture the season is arranged around. Nobody involved is calm about it.
Same city, same animal, completely different realities.
Beaver Bilbao are one of the league's heavyweights, and the record says so plainly: sixteenth in Season 1, then champions in Season 2 and runners-up in both Seasons 3 and 4. They won the Season 2 Super Cup and they have Macio Jordan, the only two-time APL d'Or winner in the league, and Rokas, who has been the league's top scorer twice. For Bilbao, second place is a bad season.
Beaver United were born next to that and forced to grow underneath it. Sixth in Season 1, third in Season 2, genuinely close, and then seventeenth in Season 3. No trophy has ever come. Supporting Beaver United became a statement rather than an expectation.
And there is the thing that gives this derby its edge now: Beaver United did not play Season 4. The fixture does not exist at the moment. A rivalry with nobody to play is the sharpest version of the thing it was always about, which was one club living in the other's shadow.
When it returns, it will not need any build-up.
Head-to-head
| Opponent | Division | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pens | Last met |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crimson Bulls | Not in this season | 7 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 6 | +1 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 22 |
 Giraffe Athletic | Division 1 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 8 | 9 | -1 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 24 |
 Beaver Bilbao | Division 1 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 8 | 11 | -3 | - | Season 3 · Quarter-finals |
 FC Cat | Division 1 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 12 | -3 | - | Season 3 · Round of 16 |
 AFC Dolphin | Division 1 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 10 | +7 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 34 |
 Panther United | Division 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 5 | +6 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 28 |
 Fish United | Division 1 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 8 | +4 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 23 |
 Capybara Athletic | Division 1 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 9 | +2 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 21 |
| Dog CF | Division 1 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 13 | 11 | +2 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 30 |
 Stork United | Division 1 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 11 | 9 | +2 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 26 |
 FC Pig | Division 1 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 6 | +1 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 37 |
 Goats United | Division 1 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 5 | +1 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 27 |
 Lion City | Division 1 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 5 | +1 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 25 |
 Real Rabbits | Division 1 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 8 | +1 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 38 |
 Celta Ferrets | Division 1 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 8 | -2 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 20 |
 Chicken United | Division 1 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 9 | -3 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 32 |
 Cobra City | Division 1 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 16 | -4 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 36 |
 Toucan City | Division 1 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 10 | -4 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 31 |
 Penguin Palace | Division 1 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 10 | -5 | - | Season 3 · Matchday 29 |
 AL-Camel SC | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Buffalo United | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Dragon United | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
 Hippo FC | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Orcas United | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
 Pigeon Plaza | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
 Praying Mantis Sporting FC | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Royal Otter FC | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
 Sloth United | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Swan Rovers | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
| Unicorn Rovers | Division 2 | Never played | - | |||||||
From cup ties only. A tie decided on penalties counts as a draw.