How big a name each club is, from its titles, cups and league finishes. It fades each season, so it has to be kept up.
| # | Club | Division | Standing | Score | At their best |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Lion City | Division 1 | Respected | 282 | - |
| 2 |  Beaver Bilbao | Division 1 | Respected | 182 | - |
| 3 |  FC Cat | Division 1 | Fledgling | 142 | - |
| 4 |  Cobra City | Division 1 | Fledgling | 140 | - |
| 5 |  Penguin Palace | Division 1 | Fledgling | 133 | - |
| 6 |  Goats United | Division 1 | Fledgling | 132 | - |
| 7 |  FC Pig | Division 1 | Fledgling | 102 | - |
| 8 |  Celta Ferrets | Division 1 | Fledgling | 99 | - |
| 9 |  Toucan City | Division 1 | Fledgling | 89 | - |
| 10 |  Giraffe Athletic | Division 1 | Fledgling | 85 | - |
| 11 |  Chicken United | Division 1 | Fledgling | 81 | - |
| 12 |  Stork United | Division 1 | Fledgling | 81 | - |
| 13 | Dog CF | Division 2 | Fledgling | 75 | - |
| 14 | Beaver United | - | Fledgling | 71 | - |
| 15 |  Capybara Athletic | Division 1 | Fledgling | 71 | - |
| 16 |  AFC Dolphin | Division 1 | Fledgling | 67 | - |
| 17 |  Pigeon Plaza | Division 1 | Anonymous | 48 | - |
| 18 |  Fish United | Division 2 | Anonymous | 38 | - |
| 19 |  Real Rabbits | Division 2 | Anonymous | 36 | - |
| 20 |  Panther United | Division 1 | Anonymous | 35 | - |
| 21 | Crimson Bulls | - | Anonymous | 24 | - |
| 22 | Buffalo United | Division 1 | Anonymous | 21 | - |
| 23 |  Sloth United | Division 1 | Anonymous | 19 | - |
| 24 |  AL-Camel SC | Division 2 | Anonymous | 17 | - |
| 25 |  Hippo FC | Division 2 | Anonymous | 15 | - |
| 26 |  Praying Mantis Sporting FC | Division 2 | Anonymous | 13 | - |
| 27 | Swan Rovers | Division 2 | Anonymous | 11 | - |
| 28 | Unicorn Rovers | Division 2 | Anonymous | 9 | - |
| 29 | Dragon United | Division 2 | Anonymous | 0 | - |
| 30 | Orcas United | Division 2 | Anonymous | 0 | - |
| 31 | Royal Otter FC | Division 2 | Anonymous | 0 | - |
0.0% of the senior league is Powerhouse or above. The top three tiers are empty for now: nobody has had enough seasons to reach them.